Betrayal

Tonight when Joshua walked in the door, I took one look at him and lost it.

"Joshua Paul, I can't believe you!"
"What did I do?"
"Your tie!"
"You don't like my new tie? I bought it today."
"Nope!"
"Why not?"
"Those are Auburn's colors!"
"Kaydi, you're ridiculous."
"Yep...hope you kept the receipt."

No I won't really make him take it back, but I'll probably vomit a little in my mouth every time he wears it. Just...kidding...maybe.

*Auburn is the Tide's biggest rival.
**This only a slight exaggeration of the truth.